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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|07:29 pm] |
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A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
HAHAHHA. MY MOTHER IS HILARIOUS. She emailed this to me this morning. |
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[Nov. 25th, 2009|01:16 pm] |
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today is going to be an adventure because i'm embarking on a mission alone to a place unknown
yesterday was absolutely amazing because i met christina for dinner and we shopped like mad
tomorrow will be a good day because i'm meeting glenn to settle logistics for Philippines
Especially when you just bought 10 books from the mph warehouse sale,
who said holidays are boring and aimless? |
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